Two years ago I put together a couple of little web-pagelets that used to keep me amused for hours, well minutes actually. Then last year a colleague made some suggestions and we created two monsters of heaving sluttishness, that I blush whilst placing the links upon this page. Tickle their links and enjoy the filth therein.

 


 

A pagelet with a random selection of pleasing female celebrity steaminess. A huge catalogue of lush lovelys from TV, film and the singing of songs. I have been asked to produce a version with male Celeb's, yeah right - that ain't gonna happen!

 


 

The same core engine that powers the mighty Smut-o-Matic, is put to work in a more risque version. Not for the feint hearted, or those in a tightly packed underground carriage.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

 


 

Hidden away in the cellar of a private museum in London lies a great mystical Orb which has the power of prediction. Thanks to some fairly hefty bribes i have managed to get a link to this ancient artifact, thus enabling you to ask simple questions of it and receive answers that if you are foolish enough to follow. Read the Terms of use before using

 


 

Have you ever been stuck for an insult? Here is the amazing Insult-O-matiC which will provide entertaining admonishments with which you can rebuff colleagues and friends alike.