The Internet is such a groovy place, I just couldn't resist the urge to leave my steaming mark in one of it's dark and odorous doorways. I've been meaning to do this for such a long time, now it's here! A web site that will shine in the annals of web sites that have failed to shake the world! A towering testament to how, if one man persists, he can truly achieve the mediocre.

 
 

Give whoops my friends, LOKi6's orange grooviness has landed with the muffled thump of an elephant stepping backwards off the scales in a crowded railway station, stunned to learn that it has put on half a stone since it's last birthday.

Why?
I enjoy the Internet, it is a place full of talent, terror, tantrums, tabulation and tumescence. And I wish to be part of this ever-shifting circus of bare ladies, artistic shadows and musical kittens.

I've spent a while designing sites for other people, selling drain cleaning services, cheap porn, pharmaceutical newsiness and tranquil english gardens, all the time I've wanted to throw open the bathroom door of my inner walnut and show the world that I too am alive!

 
 

What?
What can you expect from within these wholly un-tea stained pages? Much the same as you would find if you and I went out for a quiet drink in a secluded bar somewhere, and I brought along some of my pictures, favourite poems, web site links, html toys and enough lard to grease up a small peruvian polo team. At least here I don't have to buy those expensive cocktails with the strange names you like so much!

So without further ado, which as we all know, is getting more expensive as the year progresses, reach in and enjoy or endure as you find. I will be waiting at other end with the keys to your complimentary wibble.

 
 

 
 

As I progress through the tickle and thump of web design, I'm keeping a log of all the work I do to this web thingy. A catalogue of this sites progression can be read here.